After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
