well I can't set my house on fire every night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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