..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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