I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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