Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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