Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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