Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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