Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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