In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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