i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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