If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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