fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All the doctor said was why
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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