these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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