Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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