The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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