I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
We got so high we made milksteak
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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