New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
