nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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