I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wish life had little blips of pornography
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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