at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
3 2 1 whiskey
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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