Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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