Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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