I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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