so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
someone owes me an orgasm
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
