he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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