More tranny stories later!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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