We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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