Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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