My brain says no but my pants say off.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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