Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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