I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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