ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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