fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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