i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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