Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
