Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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