how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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