ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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