is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼‍♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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