Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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