I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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