5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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