First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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