I think I just saw someone hide a body.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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