You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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