Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
this is an emotional support booty call
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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