I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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