CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I think a kid would responsible me up
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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