Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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