Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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