so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We talked him into tasing himself.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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