i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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