Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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